The Virtue of Self-Righteousness
Cynthia Zhang
(Originally written on November 18, 2012)

The Virtue of Self-Righteousness

 

Aaaahh Buddha!

Open your eyes

Give me your money.

You freaking jerk

Owe me that much.

You bitch,

My saliva can flood you

If you continue to pretend

To be a virgin!

You know how many times

I have murmured your name?

 

Eeeeii listen!

Raise your glasses!

I’m a drunken legendary monk

Practicing my martial arts.

I’m gonna kill you all

If your bodies

Are in my way to heaven!

You know how much pork I ate?

Monks are supposed to be vegetarians?

Fucking joke!

You know the top monks

Always circumvent the convention!

You son of a bitch!

 

Aah… My esteemed hubby,

Could you please just stop cursing?

Your talk is wasted

For a corrupted body and mind.

I’m still here.

And I was a virgin for you.

Those whores you slept

Are no equal to me.

A big city whore?

I don’t even look her way.

 

Eei… Forget it.

If you read the scripture

Too many times,

I will do the ritual for you.

In our afterlife,

I will always keep my purity

For you.

I’m just kidding you:

If I lost my virginity by

Riding a bike too much,

I can stich it back

Using that doctor’s hand.

 

Hahaha Ha!